I rode to church with Vince and Laura tonight, but we stopped to get some Chinese food beforehand. It did not sit well with my stomach and I had bad gas throughout the whole service. I did my best to control it, but when we all got back in Vince’s car I let loose a “Silent but deadly.” Allen, being Allen, immediately smelled it and decided to announce it to the whole world. Laura instantly shouted, “Guys, I will have Vince stop this car and I’ll walk back to church and call my mom and have her take me home. If you want to do that while you’re by yourselves, that’s fine, but you should never do that in the presence of a lady! It’s rude and I won’t put up with it!!”
Wow. I felt embarrassed for her. Is she so uptight that she can’t handle a little toot; an act of nature?
I was thankful that I wasn’t like that and I was so thankful that Laura wasn’t my girl.